Aladeen was born to Omar Aladeen and a French Stewardess, who according to propaganda, died in childbirth , 1973. According to Wadiyan sources, Aladeen gave an inspiring speech regarding Western treachery as soon as he was born. Being the only son of Omar Aladeen, Hafez Aladeen was the sole successor to his father's position. Aladeen grew up and went to study in Switzerland, and by the age of 14, he had sexual intercourse with over 68 students and 3 teachers. He continued onto university, attending the University of Aladeen, and the North West Aladeen University. Aladeen earned a total of 118 PhD's and 30 post-docs.
Wadiyan Secret Police[]
While completing his 99th Ph.D., Aladeen became the Head of the WSE (Wadiyan Secret Espionage Agency). The Government and WSE considered his missions to be an uncontested success since he had succeeded in killing more astronauts when compared with US and USSR. He executed all of the Generals in the agency. Aladeen also conducted several experiments while working at the Torture Program by using his political opponents as test subjects. Aladeen concluded that at 45,000 feet, there was not enough air for a political opponent to survive, but there was still enough of gravity to act upon a political opponent when he/she was thrown from an aircraft.
Rise to power[]
Omar Aladeen died in a war against The lord of the 9 rings King MHC Hridoy the great, when Aladeen was just a child. As a result, Omar's Chief Advisor stated that Haffaz Aladeen should be declared the successor. After careful consideration, Aladeen accepted the position and shot the advisor for challenging his father's rule.
Democratic elections[]
Aladeen declared his late father the President-For-Life of the Dictatoric Republic of Wadiya. He then arranged free elections to elect the vice president under his father's rule. After winning 99.9% of the vote, the government investigated the outcome and realized that the only vote against Aladeen was from Aladeen himself, who misspelled his own name to test the system.
Policy[]
Domestic policy[]
As Supreme Leader, Aladeen leads a strong military regime. Senior positions in the government are held by military officials and family members, with Aladeen himself being both an Admiral and a General. Freedom of the press is limited, and Aladeen himself hosts the two main TV shows, Aladeen Hour and Wadiya's Next Top Model, which he has also won for the 14th year running. Aladeen has also competed in the Wadiyan Games, aiming to achieve 200% of all the gold medals available in 2012. He is the Honorary Sultan of the Wadiyan Liberation Army and Supreme Commander of the Wadiyan Military. People hold daily protests FOR him and wish for their money to be spent on the construction of a new palace wing.
Foreign policy[]
Aladeen has aligned his military with nations such as North Korea and Baathist Syria, which has greatly destabilized relations with the West. He has delivered a speech about Western Zionism in 1982. In 2012, Aladeen traveled to America in attempt to deliver a speech in the UN, but failed because he was kidnapped by his own head of security.
He has openly said controversial things about world leaders several times. He said that King Felipe VI of Spain is his long-lost son that he had with Salma Hayek, and that his father King Juan Carlos is not his legitimate father because of his "relations with Princess Diana and Angela Merkel". After the inauguration of Donald Trump as U.S President, Aladeen accused Trump of being given AIDS by Daniel Radcliffe, therefore he shouldn't intervene in Wadiyan affairs. NATO has repeatedly attempted to invade Wadiya and overthrow dictator Hafez Aladeen, however, the international organization has failed, due to lack of knowledge of how to overthrow certain political entities. ( Aladeen physically abused the UN embassy as well as Donald Trump). With the inauguration of Joe Biden as the new U.S President, Aladeen has also mentioned that he should also not intervene in Wadiyan affairs.
Admiral General Aladeen praised both North Korean leader Kim Jong-un and South Korean president Moon Jae-in for the new relationship and peace that was established in the Korean Peninsula which they both crossed the DMZ together during the April 2018 Inter-Korean Summit and said that Wadiya will hope to assist in the reunification of the two Koreas and maintaing the peace and sustainablilty there. He also hoped to become the first Wadiyan Dictator to cross the DMZ into South Korea if he visits North Korea.
In 2021, Wadiya invaded Ethiopia due to over-crowding. Wadiya won the war, but Joe Biden, the U.S President got angry at Aladeen.
Admiral General Aladeen is currently in negotiations with Myanmar for the release of the elected leader Ang San Suu-Kyi who was detained following the Military Coup on January 2021 and also finalizing a deal to buy 300 Military APCs from Myanmar. The deal and negotiations is believed to be related to a protest which is held outside the Myanmar Embassy in Wadiya, which was lead by a group of Myanmar Foreign Workers who are working in Wadiya in which some of them were executed under Admiral General Aladeen's order while the rest were arrested by Wadiya's Riot Police and Army for orchestrating a riot on Wadiyan Soil. There is a rumor that Aladeen will address the ASEAN Summit that is being held in Bandar Seri Begawan, the capital of Brunei Darussalam in the following months on the Myanmar Protests and it's Military Coup.
Following Russia's invasion of Ukraine which includes the Captial City Kiev, Aladeen was accused by the Ukrainian Government and several world leaders including NATO and the UN for supporting Russia's Invasion of Ukraine. Aladeen confirmed these allegations to be true in a Wadiyan interview and revealed that he was supplying Putin with prisoners to fight for him.
Supreme leader praised Pakistan🇵🇰 for keeping his friend Osama bin Laden safe until his body double got shot by the USA. He also thanked Pakistan for helping to move Bin Laden to his "holiday home in West Wadiya" and for putting up with his annoying habits. Aladeen stated that you should "Go to the bathroom after Osama and you'll find out why he is the most hated man in the world". Supreme leader also wants Pakistan to work hard and keep moving forward on path of terrorism till Pakistan becomes a fully developed nation like Republic of Wadiya.
After 5 years of construction, Aladden officially declared opened the new National Economic Area (NEA) in Wadiya along with the new Wadiyan National Mint that is equipped with an underground vault bunker. It was attended by not only the Supreme Leader and his generals along with his advisors, but with South Korean President Yoon Suk Yeol, North Korean Premier Kim Tok-hun, the newly appointed South Korean Ambassador to Wadiya Tom Su-Han and the North Korean Ambassador to Wadiya Han Soe Taek. He stated that "Wadiya is no longer a nuclear nation, but a nation that is now a economic power-nation not just for the people of Wadiya, but for all South and North Koreans including foreigners alike". He also toured the new South Korean and North Korean embassies that are also stationed in the NEA and later announced that he will attend the second Inter-Korean Economic Summit which will happen in 2029, just two years after the Unified Korean Mint Heist in 2027 in which it will take place in Wadiya.
Crimes against humanity[]
Former U.S President Barack Obama and former UK Prime Minister David Cameron, along with other world leaders have both accused Aladeen of committing crimes against humanity. Aladeen has responded to these accusations by pointing out that according to recent polls 99.69% of Wadyians approve of his leadership. The rest died in the woods.